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Shouts & Murmurs

Stay at Home

By Lawrence Lindell
December 18, 2024

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Lawrence Lindell, a cartoonist, an educator, a musician, and an artist, has been contributing comics to The New Yorker since 2019. His graphic novel “Blackward” received an Excellence in Graphic Literature Award. He and his spouse run the small press Laneha House.
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