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What to Do if You Find Paul Giamatti Hiding in Your Christmas Tree
To lure him out, you can always try leaving a trail of pages from a compelling screenplay that leads him right out your front door.
Blitt’s Kvetchbook
He’s Making a List, and Checking It Twice
He may also run it through ChatGPT, just to polish it up.
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To the Detective Investigating My Murder
I’m not dead, but a lot of people can’t stand me. What I mean is, they want to knock me off. My days are numbered.
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A Thirty-Year-Old Man Today vs. a Thirty-Year-Old Man in 1884
Entertainment Today: Watches television shows about people gossiping, fighting, and having sex. Entertainment in 1884: Gossiping, fighting, and having sex.
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Stay at Home
If only there were a device that could prevent me from having a social life.
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Is It a Movie or a Film?
Movies are scored by Hans Zimmer. Films are scored by someone who has said, at least once, “I don’t feel challenged by Hans Zimmer’s work.”
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The Most Dangerous Cruciverbalists
Meet these diagrammatic daredevils and grid-obsessed cultists of yore.
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“Let’s Open It Up to Questions from the Audience” at Every Author Interview Ever
“Hello, I have one question that’s really five questions packed into a single, rambling monologue.”