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Contest #925
“It’s fine. The sign only prohibits photography.”
Megan Graddy, Atlanta, Ga.
“And here's our exhibitionist.”
Tod Papageorge, New Haven, Conn.
“That used to be a Rembrandt.”
Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.
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